The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!