The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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See through invisible people

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!