When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to be a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!