The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!