The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!