Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to herd cats

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!