the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be a normal human

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!