the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to change your eye color.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to create shit

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!