Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to die

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to exist

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!