power to eat through your but

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The ability to like this post

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Immunity to medication

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power of eating from ears.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!