The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to make asians smart

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!