The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to die

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!