The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!