The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!