The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to have a power

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to clean

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power of words

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The power to repel women.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!