The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power of not knowing

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!