The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to look TV

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the power to die at will

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!