The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to not exist.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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See through invisible people

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!