The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to not have a power

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!