the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to poke

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to shit dirt!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!