The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to become yourself

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make youself dumb

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to predict the present

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!