The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!