The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to lactate air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!