The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

Grass eating

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

The power to erase your own existence.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power of Acid Tears

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The Power to Combust

The ability to drop everything you hold

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The super pow.er to die at will

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power of gentle breeze

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!