the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to exist

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!