The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to see through glass

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!