The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!