The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!