You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!