The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!