the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!