for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!