The ability to fart pee.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!