The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to smell colors.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to hate nature

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!