The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to understand math.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Retractable Teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!