The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!