The power to shit in your eye

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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being able to blow up and die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!