pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The Power to Combust

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to rape the willing.

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mint berry crunch

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!