The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not have power

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to murder rocks.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!