The power to break your bones on command.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to be a human

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to die at will

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!