the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to be raped.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!