the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to smell poop

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to talk to dust

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!