The ability to understand women!!

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to only tell the truth

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to write a country song

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!