- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do one push-up

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to be born again

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the ability to lick your own anus

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

Pointless Super Powers