The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to catch em all

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to lose the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!