- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to be born again

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

the ability to lick your own anus

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power of reading your own mind.

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

Pointless Super Powers