The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to die at will

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!