the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to microwave bread

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!