the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!