The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to repel women.

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to make infinite paper clips.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to stay a virgin

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to only drink liquids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!