The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to look TV

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!