The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!