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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!