The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to create a meme

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to live.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!