The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!