The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!