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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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to be shitty

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!