The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to change races.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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A healing punch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!