The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to die.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!