The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!