The power to be dead

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to see air

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!