The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to die early.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to not have super powers...

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!