The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to beathe

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!