The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!