The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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blindness

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!