the power to not have superpowers

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to live.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!