The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!