the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!