The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!