The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to do nothing.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!