The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!